Grammatical Uses of the ‘F’ Word

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Grammatical Uses of the Word Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “FUCK.” It is the one magical word, which, just by it’s sound can describe Pain, Pleasure, Love and Hate. In language, “FUCK” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK.” Besides it’s sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS————–”How the fuck are you?”
FRAUD——————”I got fucked be the car dealer.”
DISMAY—————–”Oh, fuck it!”
TROUBLE—————-”Well, I guess I’m fucked now.”
AGGRESSION————-”FUCK YOU!”
DISGUST—————-”Fuck me!”
CONFUSION————–”What the fuck…?”
DIFFICULTY————-”I don’t understand this fucking business.”
DESPAIR—————-”Fucked again!”
INCOMPETENCE———–”She fucked up everything.”
DISPLEASURE————”What the fuck is going on here?”
LOST——————-”Where the fuck are we?”
DISBELIEF————–”Unfuckingbelievable!”
RETALIATION————”Up your fucking ass!!”

It can be used in an anatomical description–”She’s a fucking bitch.
It can be used to tell time–”It’s five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in business–”How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
It can be maternal–as in “Motherfucker.”
It can be political–”Fuck Tip O’Neil,”
And never forget General Custer’s last words: “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?”
Also the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that?”
And last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said “Where is all of this fucking water coming from?

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it daily in your speech, it will add to your prestige.

Today…say to someone…”FUCK YOU!!”

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