Grandma’s pee
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Loading ...A bus, whose doors are open all the time was riding through town. In comes an old woman, and as she find herself a seat, she suddenly felt the urge to pee.
Unfortunately, her stop is still far away, so she decided to pee out of the bus’s door when no one is looking.
As the bus rides, she went to the most back door, lifted her skirt and peed. Unfortunately though, some of her pee landed in a young man’s face, who happened to be riding his bike as the bus passes.
He raced the bus until it’s next stop, boarded the bus and told the driver to wait. The huge and terrifying young man shouted, “OK, WHO WAS IT THAT JUST SPIT ON ME?”. Nobody answered, so he asked once again, ‘COME ON, I WOULD SOON FIND OUT ANYWAY, SO CONFESS AND I WON’T DO YOU TOO MUCH HARM!!! EVEN IF I DON’T FIND OUT, I’LL BEAT YOU ALL UP”
The old woman, out of fear and pity to the other passengers finally stood up and said, “It was me, young man”.
The man replied, “It wasn’t you lady. I think it was a bearded guy”.
