Grandpa Frog
A 5-year old girl came into the kitchen, where her Grandpa was, sat down in a chair, and started staring at him.
Her Grandpa was reading the paper and finally realized that she was staring at him and he asked, ” Why are you staring at me, sweetie?”
She answered, ” Well, I’m waiting for you to turn into a frog!”
“So why do you think I’m going to turn into a frog?” inquired Grandpa.
The little girl answered with a big smile on her face, “Cause mommy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disneyland!”