Grandpa Frog

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A 5-year old girl came into the kitchen, where her Grandpa was, sat down in a chair, and started staring at him.

Her Grandpa was reading the paper and finally realized that she was staring at him and he asked, ” Why are you staring at me, sweetie?”

She answered, ” Well, I’m waiting for you to turn into a frog!”

“So why do you think I’m going to turn into a frog?” inquired Grandpa.

The little girl answered with a big smile on her face, “Cause mommy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disneyland!”

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