Great Lay
A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off, and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passengers, “Goodbye! Your wife is a great lay! Your wife is a great lay!”
He was stunned.
After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who’d been shouting and asked, ‘Exuse me, sir. Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife is a great lay?’
The other man shrugged. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘but it isn’t really true. I just didn’t want to hurt his feelings’.