Great Promotion
O’Brien meets the usual crowd of guys at Flanigan’s, the local pub.
“Listen,” he says, “I just heard that new bar, ‘Shenanigans’ has a great deal for new customers…
For five bucks, they give you a pitcher of beer and then they take in back and get you laid.”
“Sounds like bullshit,” says one of the guys. “Who told you about this deal?”
“My sister.”