Green Side Up
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Loading ...One day there was a lady who wanted to have her wallpaper put up. She didn’t feel like learning how, so she hired a contractor.
The contractor came out for the estimate, and she told him that she wanted red in the living room. The man wrote it down and yelled out of an open window “GREEN SIDE UP!”.
The lady was a bit shocked, needless to say. She thought the man was a little peculiar.
The dining room was next, and she wanted white in here, which is what she told him. He wrote it down, and went into the living room and yelled out of the window “GREEN SIDE UP!” The lady gave him a strange look and they walk into the hall.
She tells him she wants orange in here, he writes it down and goes to the living room and yells out the window “GREEN SIDE UP!”. Now the woman got angry.
“What do you keep yelling ‘GREEN SIDE UP!’ for?”
“Well, I’m sorry but I got a couple blondes over across the street laying sod.”
