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So your daughter’s a hooker
And spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side,
It’s excellent pay.
APOLOGY
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
I looked at the tire,
Sorry about your cat.
GET WELL
You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends.
Here’s a floral bouquet
and a box of Depends.
COMING OUT
You’ve announced that you’re gay,
Won’t that be a laugh
‘Cause you’re the new Head
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
CONDOLENCES
You totaled your Lexus
and still don’t know why.
Some people might say
It’s that case of Bud Dry.
CHEER UP
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But she’s well looked after,
She moved in with me.
