Growing Pains
A 7 year old boy and his brother were upstairs in the bedroom. The 7 year old was explaining that it was high time that the two begin swearing. When the little brother responded enthusiastically, the 7 year old hatched a plann, “When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I’ll say `Hell` and you say `Ass`. The 4 year old happily agreed.
As the two boys were seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walked in and asked her older son what he would like for breakfast. The 7 year old replied “Ah Hell, Mom, I’ll just have some Cheerios.”
“WHACK!” The surprised mother reacted quickly. The boy ran upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind.
With a sterner voice, the mother then turned to the younger son, “And what would You like for breakfast.”
“I don’t know,” the 4 year old blubbered, “but you can bet your ass it’s not gonna be Cheerios.”