Guess What I Learned Today, Mommy!
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Loading ...One afternoon, a little girl excitedly approached her mother and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, “Really, Sweetie? Why don’t you tell me all about it?”
The little girl explained, “Well…OK…the Mommy and the Daddy take off all their clothes, and the Daddy’s thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sorts of explodes, and that’s where babies come from.”
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, “Oh, Honey, that’s sweet, but that’s not where babies come from. That’s where JEWELRY comes from.”