Hair cut in the city
A country boy has come into some money and decides he will go to town. Having never been to town before he strolls up and down the streets looking at the stores, when he comes to a barber shop. “Well,” he says. “I have never had a city hair cut, I think I will get one.”
He goes in and sits down and the barber says, “What can I do for you?”
Country boy says, “I want the works, everything, I can pay for it!”
So the barber starts cutting, and in a little while he says, “Would you like a singe?” Country boy says, “I said I want the works, everything.”
This shop has a good looking, well built manicurist, wearing a tight knit, almost see through shirt and she walks over and asks if he want a manicure. He says, “I want the works, everything!” So she starts working on him, all the while rubbing those big breasts up against him and looking at him with those big eyes.
In a few minutes she asks, “Shall I push back the cuticle?”
He says, “Just kiss me, it will roll back by itself.”