Ham & cheese again!

There was a black man, white man, and a dumb man at work. Then it was time for lunch. The 3 men sat down to begin their lunch. The black man opened his lunch to see a tuna fish sandwhich. He said, “If I get another sandwich with tuna fish in it, I am going to kill myself!”

Then the white man opened his lunch to see a peanut butter sandwich. He said, “If I get another peanut butter sandwich, I am going to kill myself!”

The dumb man opened his lunch to see a ham and cheese sandwich. He said, “If I get another ham and cheese sandwich, I am going to kill myself!”

The next day at work, the same 3 men got the same 3 sandwiches and kill themselves.

At the funeral, the black man’s wife was crying and said, “If I only knew he didn’t like tuna fish sandwiches!” The white man’s wife said, “If only I knew he didn’t like peanut butter sandwiches!” The dumb man’s wife WASN’T crying at all. The other two wives went to her and asked, “Why aren’t you crying?”

The dumb man’s wife replied, “My husband packed his own lunch!”

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