Hard of Hearing

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A retired couple was driving to Florida for the winter, when they were stopped by a highway patrolman in South Carolina.

The patrolman approached the car, and noticed that is was an elderly couple, and the wife was driving.

“Excuse me, Maam”, he said to the old woman, “Can I see your driver’s license please?”

She then turned to her husband with puzzled look on her face. To this the old man screamed, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE!” He then told the officer that she was very hard of hearing.

After checking the woman’s license over, the officer said, “I see here that ya’ll from New York.”

The old man again screams, “HE SAYS WE ARE FROM NEW YORK!”
His wife smiles and nods to the officer.

The patrolman then says, “I got the worst piece of ass in my life in New York.”

The old man again screams, “HE KNOWS YOU!!!”

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