Hasseling
A girl burdened by a wood eye was always made fun of as a child. She was always called “woodeye”.
So at her prom after being rejected for the last time she thought to herself, “Okay I am gonna ask this one last guy to dance and if he makes fun of me he is gonna get smacked.”
So as she approached the nerdiest boy in school she asked, “Would you like to dance?”
In reply the boy yelled, “WOULD I!!”
“SMACK!!!!!” =)