Have you heard about….

…CCA Prison Realty Trust? They’re buying Corrections Corp. of America in a $3.17 billion deal that will create the world’s largest penitentiary business. The merged entity will market its product under the more user-friendly name, “Motel 6-to-Life.”

…Patrizia Martinelli, ex-wife of fashion heir Maurizio Gucci? She was convicted of ordering her husband’s murder and was sentenced to 29 years in prison. Most agree this is a tremendous price for a Gucci knockoff.

…McDonald’s? They have a new series of TV commercials aimed at kids as young as 2 years old. This explains their new sandwich, the McNipple.

…Sean Connery? Now 68 years of age, he’s about to star in yet another James Bond thriller. This time, he’ll match wits with the evil proctologist, “Coldfinger”.

…The PBS children’s show “Sesame Street”? It’s under fire for accepting corporate sponsorship for the first time. In fact, some of the most vocal critics are the shows
own stars, Kermit the Budweiser Frog, and Vlasic Pickle Me Elmo.

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