He finally got it
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Loading ...A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter, then started talking
to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, “You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?”
She answered herself by saying, “I bought it with the insurance money!”
She then said, “Irving, remember that new car you promised me?” She answered again, saying, “Well, I bought it with the insurance money!”
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, “Irving remember that big blow job I promised you?”
She then inhaled deeply, puckered her lips and leaned forward toward the ashes….
