He loved to lick me

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This guy and girl just got married so they decided to be together. She said, “You must be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

He replies, “How the hell can you still be a virgin if you were married three times before me?”

She says, “Well my first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. And well, my third husband was a stamp collector, and boy, do I miss him!”

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