He loved to lick me
This guy and girl just got married so they decided to be together. She said, “You must be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
He replies, “How the hell can you still be a virgin if you were married three times before me?”
She says, “Well my first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. And well, my third husband was a stamp collector, and boy, do I miss him!”