head
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Loading ...Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately it was born without arms or legs—without even a torso. It was just a head, still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.
Finally after 20 years, the Coopers took a much needed vacation, and whom should they meet but a European doctor who had recently achieved a medical breakthrough. “I know,” he said, “how to attach arms and legs to your child, how to make him whole.”
The Coopers cut their trip short, rushed home and into the room where the head lay in its crib, and said, “Honey Mom and Dad have the most wonderful surprise for you!”
“No,” shrieked the head, “Not another hat!”