Head of Lettuce
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Loading ...A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and
down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her
head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch.
After doing this a number of times a man approaches her and
ask if she is having a problem. She tells him no. He says that he would like to know what she is doing at the
beginning of each aisle. She says she is trying to remember her grocery list.
He seems puzzled and asks for an explanation, so she goes
thru the motions again.
She touches her head and says, “Head of lettuce.”
Ears: “Two ears of corn.”
Breasts: “Two chicken breasts.”
Crotch: “Fantastic.”