Heaven!!

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Two men were talking about their lives one day, while driving to a boat show. One of the men was single, and the other was married with two children. They crashed into an incoming 18- wheeler and died on impact.

When they went to heaven’s waiting room, Peter told the single man he was not allowed in heaven, but let the married man in. The single guy, frustrated and mad, asked Peter why he let the married man in but not him.

Peter replied: “You see, only married men go to heaven.”

The single man asked why, and again Peter responded: “They have suffered a great deal while on earth!!”

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  • Heaven

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    A recent study by NASA concluded that only 30% of women went to heaven.

    Why

    Because any more than that and it would be HELL!

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