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Loading ...Three men die and they all go up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter is waiting for them and he says to the first one, “What did you do when you were on earth?”
The man said, “I was a carpenter.”
Peter said, “That’s fine, come on in.”
He then asked the next man the same question, to which the man replied, “I was a plumber.” So Peter let him in also.
Finally he came to the last man and asked the same question and the man said, “I was an IRA bomber.” Peter was a little taken aback by this and said, “You’re not going to get in here if that’s what you did on earth.”
To which the man replied, “I’m not here to get in, I’m here to tell you that you’ve got five minutes to get out.”
