Heavenly Dispute
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Loading ...The popular belief is that Heaven and Hell are one under the other. The actual layout is side by side, separated by a wooden fence.
One afternoon on the etheral planes, a group of demons are playing football and manage to crash into the fence, demolishing a large part of it.
God, anger in His eyes, roars over the fence to Satan, “Your little demons did this - therefore you must repair it!”
“Fine,” says Satan. “I’ve got all the builders and contractors over here anyway.”
However, the entire fence is rebuilt four foot further over into heaven.
God was furious!! Storming over to the fence, He shouts,
“You evil bastard!! I’ll sue you for this!!”
To which Satan replies - “Yeah? Where you gonna get a lawyer?!”