Heavenly Parrot
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Loading ...During the Nazi invasion of France, there was a little old lady who owned a parrot. This parrot was trained to say “Death to Hitler!”. Well, one day, the Gestapo come into her house, and the parrot yells his phrase. The Nazi’s are taken a little by surprise and tell her that if by the next time they show up, the parrot isn’t reeducated, they will kill them both.
So the lady goes to church and explans her situation to the priest, who also owns a parrot. He suggests that they trade birds until the next time the Gestapo comes.
Well, the Nazi’s come the next day and the parrot is just sitting there being quiet. So one of the Nazis goes up to it and, trying to trigger the parrot, screams “Death to Hitler!”
The parrot peacefully replies: “God WILL hear your prayers, my son.”