Heaven’s Test Questions
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Loading ...Little Johnny died and went to Heaven. He waited in a long line at the Pearly Gates until he was the only one left. St. Peter asked Little Johnny if he was ready to take the test for admittance into Heaven.
Little Johnny said, “Sure.”
“OK,” said St. Peter. “First question. How many seconds are there in a year?”
“Well, there are 12,” said Little Johnny.
“How did you come up with that?”
“Well, there is the second of January, the second of February….”
“OK, it’s not the answer I was expecting, but it’s right, nonetheless.”
“Now for the second question: How many days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”
“There are two days in the week that start witht he the letter ‘T,’ and they are ‘Today’ and ‘Tomorrow.’”
“OK, I’ll let that one pass, too.”
“Now for the last question: What is Jesus’ name?”
“Andy,” replied Little Johnny.
“How did you come up with ‘Andy’?”
“Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me….”
