Helen Keller

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Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

A. She moans with the other one.

Q. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?

A. They put the toilet seat on the stove.

Q. How did Helen Keller burn her face?

A. She answered the iron.
—or—-
A. Bobbing for french fries.

Q. What did Helen Keller name her seeing-eyed dog?

A.

Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the stairs?

A. Screamed her bloody hands off.

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    Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

    She was a woman

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