Helen Keller cracks
Q.)What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was bad?
A.) They rearranged the furniture!
Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really bad?
A.) The stomped on her Braille books with golf shoes!
Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really really bad?
A.) They left the plunger in the toilet!
Q.) Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A.) She was a woman!