Hello, little boy

(This joke is very visual)

One day a young boy was walking to school. He cut through an alley where he met a hooker.

“Hello little boy.” said the hooker as she waved her pinky finger at him.

‘What’s up with the pinky?’ thought the boy. After school the boy went back through the alley and the hooker was back again.

“Hello little boy,” she said and waved at him with her pinky finger.

‘Again with the pinky, what’s up with that?’ wondered the boy, ‘If she’s here again tomorrow I’ll ask.’ Sure enough the next morning the same thing happened.

“Hello little boy,” she said to the boy while waving her pinky finger at him.

“Why are you waving your pinky at me?” asked the boy.

“Because this is how big your penis is,” she replied. The boy walked away embarrassed and determined to get her back.

After school the boy again went down the alley and again the hooker greeted him.

“Hello little boy,” she said as she waved her pinky finger at him.

The little boy then put his fingers in his mouth, spread his lips as wide as they could strech, and answered,

“Hi, lady.”

This joke is filed under Yo Mama.