Helping Him Quit

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This coworker was truly concerned about her husband’s smoking habit. She had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She said she had gotten the idea from a classic movie they had watched on TV called “Cold Turkey.”

After about a week, I asked her how it was going. “Well, not too bad,” she said, getting up off the pillow she had in her chair and limping towards the photocopy machine. “I’ve gotten him down to about a pack a night now.”

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