Her First Football Game

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

“I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!”

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