Here’s a Great Way to Drink

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A man walks into a bar and orders 5 shots. The bartender lines them up and the man starts shooting them back.

The bartender looks at him and says, “I don’t think you should be drinking them that fast!”

The man looks up and says, “You would too if you had what I have.”

“What’s that?” asks the bartender.

The man stands up and grins and replies, “75 cents.”

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