Here’s looking at you
An extremely well endowed receptionist was primly seated at the front desk of a leading provider of Internet services and help. As was the policy of the Company - there were no dress codes allowed.
Knowing that she might be able to attract a future husband in this well situated position and knowing that she would not be chastised for her appearance, she elected to wear a rather low cut blouse when she was at work.
One day a very aggressive salesman showed up at the office and demanded to see her boss. He suddenly recognized the two outstanding tributes of this beautiful girl and proceeded to examine the situation with considerably more care.
Noting his expression and where he had his eyes focused she promptly announced “You can bet your sweet a** he sure is not in there!”