Hey Bartender
One day a rabbit hops into a bar and says, “Hey bartender, Got any…carrots?” So in response to the rabbit, the bartender says, “No!” and then rabbit leaves.
The next day the same rabbit comes in and says, “Hey bartender, got any… carrots?” and then the bartender says, “Listen, rabbit, if you come in here and ask for carrots again, I’m going to nail your ears to the wall!!!” So after that the rabbit leaves the bar.
The very next day, the very same rabbit comes in the bar and says, “Hey bartender, got any…nails?” and not thinking the bartender says, “No.” Then the rabbit says, “Hey bartender, Got any… carrots?”