hey mom
One day there was a boy and he asked his mom, Mom how old are you?
His mom said that is a question you don’t ask a laddy. When the ate dinner the boy asked , Mom how much do you weigh.
The Mom said that is a question you don’t ask a laddy. When the Mom tucked the boy in he asked, her Mom why did you and dad get a divorce? Mom said because, just because.
The next day the boy went to school and told his friend that his mom would not tell him anything. So the friend says, Well look at her license. So the boy went home and saw that his mom was gardening and so he went inside and looked at her license. At dinner time the boy said, Mom 47 is not that old, 167lbs is not that fat Oh, I know why you and dad got divorce. Because you got an F in sex.