Hi Mikey!
An old guy comes up to a man and says, “Hi Mikey.”
The man replies, “I’m not Mikey!”
OLD GUY : Mikey, 50 years ago you were a black man and now you’re pale white. What happen to you?
THE MAN : I’m not Mikey!
OLD GUY : Mikey 50 years ago you were short and fat, and now you’re tall and skinny. What happen to you?
THE MAN : I’m not Mikey!
Finally, the old guy says, “YOU EVEN CHANGED YOUR NAME!”