Hillary’s bathroom visit
On one of the rare occasions that the Clintons were sleeping in the same bed, Hillary awoke at 2 a.m. and had to go to the bathroom.
She shook Bill vigorously until he awoke from his deep slumber, mumbling, “What. . .what. . .what?”
“I have to go to the bathroom,” Hillary says.
“Well, why in the hell did you wake me up to tell me that?”
“I want you to save my place!”