Hillbilly Humor
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Loading ...Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
How do you know when your staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink!” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead, you paid for the room!”
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.
What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
“Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the
fence.”
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
What do they call “Hee Haw” in Tennessee?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Kentucky?
“Life Styles of the Rich and Famous.”
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the half shell.