Hillbilly Ice Fishing
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Loading ...There were two old boys from Alabama who loved to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing.
They’d heard the fishing was really good up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was nicely frozen over. They went to this bait shop to get the tackle they would need. One of them said, “Oh, and we’re gonna need an ice pick, too.”
So they got that and took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, “We need another dozen ice picks.”
The fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn’t. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.
In about an hour, he was back and said, “We’re need all the ice picks you’ve got.”
The bait man couldn’t stand it any longer. “By the way,” he asked, “how are you fellows doing?”
“Not very well at all,” he said. “We don’t even have the boat in the water yet.”