Hillbilly Lifesavers
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Loading ...Two hillbillies are having the lunch special at the local diner when they hear an awful choking sound. They turn around to see a woman turning blue from wolfing down a Possumburger too fast. Jethro says to Wilbur, “Think we oughta help?”
“Yep” says Wilbur, who walks over to the lady and says, “Kin you breathe?” She shakes her head no.
“Kin you talk?” he asks, and again she shakes her head.
With that, he grabs her ankles and flips her upside down, while Wilbur pushes her panties aside and begins licking her butt.
The woman is so shocked, she coughs up the wedged burger and gratefully begins to breathe again.
Jethro pats Wilbur on the back and says, “Ain’t it great how that there Hind Lick Manuver works ever time.”
