Hillbilly Medical Exam
An 83-year-old Hillbilly woman was examined by her Doctor. After he was done checking her over, he complimented her on her excellent health and said, “Do you and Jake still have intercourse?”
The lady thought a second and said, “Let me ask Jake, afore I answer.”
She hobbles out to the waiting room and says to her hubby, “Jake, the Doc wants to know iffin we still have intercourse. Do we?”
“No, my dear,” Jake responded, “We now have Blue Cross-Blue Shield.”