hiroshi
A man goes over to Japan on a business trip.
That night he decides he would like a bit of action so he goes down to the local brothel.
Finally he picks a young lass and takes her back to the room, strips off and starts banging away.
After about two minutes the young girl starts yelling HIROSHI HIROSHI HIROSHI.
The man hears this and thinks to himself, this must be a Japanese word for wonderful or something to that effect.
So the next morning he goes golfing with a prospective Japanese client.
The client tees off and gets a hole-in-one, so the business man, remembering what he heard the night before, starts yelling HIROSHI HIROSHI HIROSHI.
The japanese client turns around and yells,
“EH WHAT YOU MEAN WRONG HOLE?!”