His Taste In Women
George accosted his neighbor and asked, “Hey, Jerry, do you like middle-aged women with thin, wispy mustaches?”
“Of course not,” replied Jerry emphatically.
“Do you like women who are so fat that they look like they’re pregnant?”
“I wouldn’t touch them with a ten-foot pole,” Jerry avowed steadfastly.
“How about women with breasts sagging down to their navels?”
“Yuck! Absolutely not! They don’t turn me on,” Jerry declared resolutely.
“Then tell me this. Why are you screwing around with my wife?” demanded George.