Hiss and Pop
Hiss & POPA guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex
products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise.
“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,” explains the
guide. “The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of thenipple.”
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a “Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop” noise.
“Wait a minute!” says the man taking the tour. “I understand what the
‘hiss, hiss,’ is, but what’s that ‘pop’ every so often?”
“Oh, it’s just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,” says the
guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.”
“Well, that can’t be good for the condoms!”
“Yeah, but it’s great for the baby-bottle nipple business!”