Hitchhiking Youth
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.
After riding about 30 miles in silence,the youth finally said, “Well, aren’t you going to ask me?”
“Ask you what?” replied the trucker.
“If I’m a guy or a gal, cause I have long hair,” answered the youth.
“Don’t matter to me,” replied the trucker. “I’m gonna fuck ya anyway.”