Holding a Big One

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Two little boys were urinating behind the barn and one said, “I wish I had a big one like my big brother. He holds his with four fingers.”

Said the second little boy, “But you’re holding yours with four fingers.”

“Sure,” said the first, “but I’m pissing on three of them.”

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