Holy Golf!

God and St. Peter go down to the golf course on a nice Sunday afternoon. As they go to tee-off, God motions for Peter to start. Peter’s a bit surprised, but he sets up and takes his shot. He hits a nice drive right onto the green.

When God takes his shot, however, he doesn’t get nearly as nice a drive. A sharp hook takes the ball right into the rough. Peter asks God “What happened?” God just smiles as a rabbit hops out onto the tee with the golf ball in its mouth. A hawk circling overhead then swoops down and picks up the rabbit. As the hawk flies over the green, it drops the rabbit. The rabbit hops over to the hole and drops the ball in.

God starts jumping up and down and yelling hole in one! Peter jumps up and says “Dammit, are we going to play golf or are you going to fuck around?!”

This joke is filed under Golf, Religious.