Holy Water
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Loading ...Once, there were three nuns who always did what the priest told them to do.
One day, the priest said, “You three have been very good. You can each go out and do one bad thing.” So, the nuns left.
After about one hour, the first nun came back.
“I ran over a kids’ bike,” she said. “Your sins are forgiven. Go drink of the holy water,” the priest said.
Then, another nun came back.
“I beat up the kid,” she said. “Your sins are forgiven. Go drink of the holy water,” the priest said.
Finally, the last nun came back, laughing.
“Calm down,sister!” the priest said. “By the way, what did you do?”
The nun replied, “I peed in the holy water.”