Honeymoon Troubles

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A couple return from their honeymoon, and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

“Well,” replied the man, “when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom, and I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.”

“Oh, I shouldn’t worry about that too much,” said his friend. I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough.”

The groom nodded, thoughtfully, and said, “That may be true, but I can’t get over the fact that she gave me $20 change!”

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