Honeymoon’s over

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An old man and a old woman get married. After the reception, they go to their hotel room. The old man is waiting in bed as his new wife removes her clothes.

As soon as she is ready, she says, “Now, we have to be careful, I have acute angina.”

The old man says, “You better, because you sure have some ugly tits!!”

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