Hoozango!
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Loading ...On President Clinton’s trip to Africa, he took a trip to one of the less populated areas to see how the native tribespeople lived. He was escorted to a small village far from the beaten path. When he was introduced to the tribal chieftain he asked if he could speak to the villagers in order to spread the message of democracy. The chief
obliged, assembling his tribesmen and bade President Clinton to speak.
“In America,” he began, “we have a Democracy where everyone is treated equally, with no regard to one’s wealth, race or gender.” A few of the natives raised their arms and responded with a cry of “HOOZANGO!”
“In America,” he continued, “everyone loves their fellow man. We have no bigotry or hatred.” At this many of the tribespeople stood up and chanted in unison, “HOOZANGO, HOOZANGO, HOOZANGO!”
Inspired by the enthusiastic outcry President Clinton continued, “In America, with our right to vote, we can choose the most honest, ethical, and trustworthy leaders that can be found anywhere on the planet. We are assured that they will always act in our best interests!”
With that, the entire village erupted, slapping their spears on their shields, jumping in unison, and chanting, “HOOZANGO!” over and over again.
President Clinton smiled and waved, overcome with the villagers’ response. When calm had been restored, the chief continued the tour of the area. As they drove through the fields the President saw a herd of miniature cattle grazing near the roadside. He was informed that they were unique to the area, having been developed over many years by the villagers. He asked if he could take a closer look.
“Certainly,” replied the chief, “But be careful not to step in any HOOZANGO.”
