Horny on the Pipeline 2

A man is in Alaska working on a pipeline. After time goes by, he gets horny and asks his boss what they can do for “fun”. The boss says that since the entire camp of workers consists of only men, and there isn’t a woman around for hundred of miles, that there is a tree out in the woods with a hole in it. When the boys get horny they go and have sex with the tree. The man thought to himself, and figured that he would never have sex with a tree, because that was gross.

Time went by, and the man grew more and more horny. After long days and long nights he would think about the tree, but then he would quickly forget about it.

After about a month, he couldn’t stand it anymore. He went to the woods, and there it was, a tree with a hole in it. He wrapped his arms around the tree and had his way with it. It felt great, he came back the next night, it was even better. This continued for a week or so,every time was better than the last.

Then he went one night and had his way with the tree, but it didn’t feel right. He left dissapointed, not at all like the other times. The man tried to figure out why it wasnt good for him anymore, he thought that maybe he was just getting used to it, but that could’t be it.

So the next day he went to his boss and asked, “I’ve been going to the the out back for the past week or so, but when I went last night, it felt weird, it wasn’t good anymore. What happened?”

The boss just turned and said simply, “Oh, didn’t the boys tell you? Last night was your night in the tree.”

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