Horse Country

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A man named Joe was traveling through the countryside and decided to stop at a bar for a drink. Inside, some of the local patrons were watching the evening news on TV. As a picture of Hillary flashed on the screen, Joe said, “There’s a horse’s ass.”

Right after he said this, a man walked up to him and knocked him off his stool.

A few seconds later, the news showed Chelsea Clinton. Joe said, “There’s another horse’s ass.”

As soon as he finished his sentence, someone else walked up and knocked him off his stool again.

Just as Joe got back up, the news showed a film clip of Bill Clinton. Without thinking, he said, “There’s the biggest horse’s ass of all!”

Immediately, someone else walked up to him and knocked him off his stool again.

When he got back up he said, “What is this, Clinton country?!”

Someone else said, “No, this is horse country.”

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